Love, Shadows and douches

Well I declare I have the emotional intelligence of a toddler! Lavish sonme attention on me and I will lap it up yes (for a few hours/days) more like 72 hours max, until I find something much more interesting,.  I love the chase and if I was born in the noughties I would most probably be diagnosed with ADD. I recently read something which says "Love is like a shadow, when you chase it it runs away, but when you turn back and walk away it follows you"

My sack! I have tried to follow love on all the highways and byways (half heartedly I might add, except for that one oink...but thats a story for another day) and all I have ended up with, is names on my blackberry phone book with douche, poison ivy, a-hole, bugger, humourless next to them.  So now I am officially turning away from love and I am expecting it to follow back soon.  With my luck I will be followed by the Kings of Badboyville, the Douches of Doucheville!

Oi *puts wet towel on forhead and listens to Brigitte Bardot*